Do you know what I love more than the girl next door? Nothing. Well, maybe a naked girl next door. But Anne Hathaway is an American beauty and she recently posed in GQ. Follow the source link to love America as much as I do.
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Best Actress In A Supporting Role – Vera Farmiga
Not only was Up in the Air critically acclaimed, but Vera is not afraid to get naked (Running Scared). Also, I loved her in The Departed.
Best Actor In A Supporting Role – Christoph Waltz
If Cristoph Waltz didn’t make you shit your pants with his performance in Inglourious Basterds, then you were clearly watching a different movie. This guy was amazing and he’s going to take this award home well deserved. What I don’t get is why Matt Damon wasn’t nominated for his role as a rat in The Departed, but got nominated for playing a rugby player. Essentially to prepare for that role, they told him to play rugby.
Best Actress In A Leading Role – Gabourey Sidibe
I haven’t seen Precious, but the Academy (more recently) is prone to giving this award away almost randomly (Halle Berry) regardless of whether they truly deserve it (Kate Winslet) or not (Reese Witherspoon). At least Precious dealt with some serious shit or something. Besides, Sandra Bullock is not an Academy Award kind of actress, Helen Mirren already won one for The Queen and Meryl Streep seems to just get nominated for fun these days.
Best Actor In A Leading – George Clooney
Up in the Air does everything right, and I can see Clooney walking away with this one. Jeff Bridges was robbed an Academy Award nomination for his role in The Big Lebowski, but I don’t know if this is his year. Also, I think it’d be absolutely ridiculous for Morgan Freeman (who is an excellent actor and I love his voice) to win just because he played Nelson Mandela. Invictus was about rugby. You think about that.
Best Director – Kathryn Bigelow
I want more than anything for Quentin Tarantino to win for Inglourious, but the Academy is far from being that cool. The person I do NOT want winning it is James Cameron. Just because Terminator, Titanic, and True Lies were bad ass films, doesn’t mean making shit blow up in 3-D and having a generic ass plot make a movie amazing.
Best Original Screenplay – Inglourious Basterds
This is not even debatable. If you think otherwise, I’m absolutely positive you have no idea what a screenplay is.
Best Picture – District 9
This is definitely the dark horse of the Awards. Considering Slumdog Millionaire almost went straight to DVD and won Best Picture (and Best Director along with a slew of other crazy shit), District 9 was a film that was not only entertaining, it was suspenseful, thought provoking, and showed man at his best and worst. If it were up to me, I’d also give this award to Quentin Tarantino, but like I said, the Academy is not that cool. I will really hate the Academy if they give this shit to Avatar, fuck that film. I will cry (again) if they give it to Up because that movie not only touched my heart, but it also touched my weiner.
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In my time of watching adult erotica, I’ve seen Sasha Grey do the craziest shit. Hands down, she may be the roughest porn star in the industry, it borderlines scary. And I love it! I personally didn’t know she cared enough about animals and shit to pose for an advertisement for PETA, I just thought she liked getting punched in the stomach while doing it upside down. Oh well, I love her work.
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I think it’s pretty amazing how quiet I become when I look at pictures of Miranda Kerr. Normally, I’m running my mouth spewing a whole bunch of ignorant homophobic comments, but not when I look at this angel. Can you believe Orlando Bloom is plowing the shit out of her? He must be doing something right. For more pictures from her spread in GQ, follow the source link.
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So I completely missed The Golden Globes. Some people feel like it’s a tune up to the Academy Awards, but if I learned anything from all the disappointment and undeserved awards many actors and actresses have received, none of this means shit. It all seems like just another opportunity to get a lot of rich celebrities together and remind us how they not only make much more money than us, but are much more attractive as well.
I don’t care how crazy Jennifer Aniston may or may not be, she looks good. It’s lame that she keeps making shitty films though.
Here’s Olivia Wilde being as beautiful as always.
Is it just me, or is Courteney Cox stacked out of her mind? She should win an award for looking this good for so long. Lastly, but definitely not least, Christina Hendricks.
Do you think she has back problems? Think about it. For more pictures from The Golden Globes, please follow the source link.
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So I figured out what Amanda Bynes has been doing all this time away from the spotlight: getting really hot. Seeing her pictures actually makes me want to spend money and buy the upcoming issue of Maxim. Can you recall the last time you genuinely looked forward to spend money on literature? Let alone a magazine that isn’t filled with boobs and vaginas? I’m excited, happy, and maybe aroused. Yes, I’m definitely aroused. Check out her other hot pictures through the source link!
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I’ve always liked Amanda Bynes, honest. While Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff stole the lime light with their (often terrible) movies and lack of underwear, Amanda Bynes went about quietly being quarky and looking occasionally attractive and awkward. But here she is posing for Maxim and I think she’s grown up well. I’m personally happy for her and I hope lots more success comes her way.
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I hope everyone is had a fantastic 2009 and I hope your 2010 is filled joy, money, and sex. Now for the “news.” As expected, Ashley Greene is on her way to becoming a household name. She recently posed for a Sobe beverage ad wearing nothing but body paint. I’ll be honest with you, a girl like Ashley Greene could sell me into drinking urine. No, that’s gross, I wouldn’t do that. Unless it was her’s. Just kidding. Piss is steril though, so keep that in mind the next time you’re trapped in a cave.
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Gisele Bundchen is a goddess in her own right. She’s married to Tom Brady, a tall, handsome 3-time Super Bowl Champion, and 2-time Super Bowl MVP. We shouldn’t just be envious that these two are together, we should be angry. Think of all the ugly and less fortunate people in the world, then think of these two. I hope you feel like shit. In any case, Gisele just gave birth to Tom Brady’s first (legitmate) child. Anything that comes out of her vagina is probably caked in diamods and phoenix feathers. Fuck.
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Blake Lively spent Saturday being hot on Saturday Night Live and apparently there was some skit about Tiger Woods that drew some heat because of that ridiculous scandal going on. Give the guy a break, he’s Tiger Woods, he spent half his life getting shit for being black and playing golf. He proved himself and I think his reward should be endless ass. But not from Blake Lively. I have dibs on her. And by her, I mean my hand.
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