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September 11, 2009

Cute as a Button

Filed under: Celebrities, Sports — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 7:15 PM

NFL linebacker, Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers, had his charges of battery and false imprisonment dismissed by District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis. His girlfriend Tila Nguyen accused him of beating the shit out of her or something. Look at that face, can you blame him? Now, I’m not promoting violence against women or anyone. But sometimes, regardless of sex, age, gender, or race, if a bitch doesn’t act right, maybe he/she needs to be smacked right.

After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed,” Dumanis said in a statement. “This case is now closed. No further comment will be made.”

There are pictures of her bruises all over the gossip blogs. I’m sure she just walked into a door. To be fair, it’s known that Tila is legally a midget, clocking in at 4 feet and 8 inches. It doesn’t help that she also weighs 100 pounds, 40 of which are her fake breasts, and that Shawne Merriman is a beastly 6’4″, 265 pounds. This guy tackles and hurts people for a living. They must have looked like father and daughter when they went out.

[Source Yahoo!]


1 Comment »

  1. omg she’s 4’11, NOT 4’8! she’s my height haha. and i am not a midget. 😦 anyway, you can really see the aging in her face in that picture.

    Comment by a ho — September 15, 2009 @ 8:27 PM

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