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September 12, 2009

I Think I’m Sick of Megan Fox

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: — DBNewsWorld @ 2:43 AM

I’m not going to lie, there are countless things I would love to do to Megan Fox if I were given the chance. Look at her, she’s absolutely gorgeous, a child of the gods, the mirror image of a goddess. But like masturbation, cookies & cream ice cream, and cheese and broccoli, too much of a good thing gets bad. Really bad. Like my-penis-hurts bad. She keeps popping up in magazines and articles saying things that no one gives a shit about. She’s absolutely beautiful, we know that, but her social commentary is like listening to my anus. She’s blasting Michael Bay because apparently he’s a lunatic, even though he made her career, and she’s promoting shitty ass films. Go away for a while, Megan Fox, and we’ll love you more when you come back. For more pictures of her attending a premiere of Jennifer’s Anus or something, follow the source link.

[Source TheSuperficial]

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