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September 13, 2009

Crime is Tiring

Filed under: News — Tags: — DBNewsWorld @ 4:41 PM

If I’m going to take the time to escape from prison and elude cops and shit, I would try my very best not to fuck that up and get caught. Even more so, if I were to get caught, I would either want a SWAT team to have a shootout with me or Gina Carano or some MMA expert to beat the shit out of me and turn my stupid ass in. However, what I wouldn’t want to do is fall asleep, get shot in my sleep, then get recaptured.

A fugitive who eluded police for two days was captured in Kansas after he took two newlyweds hostage in their home, only to fall asleep when they gave him pillows and blankets.

The 23-year-old was arrested after the couple slipped out unharmed when he dozed off and police stormed the home in Dover, a tiny town about 15 miles west of Topeka.”

Fuck freedom, right? Go back to prison, buddy, where you can sleep without being shot. You might get a dick in your butt though.

[Source Yahoo!]


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