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September 14, 2009

I Would Shit Myself

Filed under: Movies — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 5:01 PM

I hope everyone had the chance to watch Inglourious Basterds because it was a thoroughly entertaining, if not awkwardly paced, film. In any case, Christoph Waltz, who played the super villain Colonel Hans Landa, has signed on to kick the shit out of Seth Rogan in The Green Hornet.

…Christoph Waltz who won Best Actor at the Cannes Film Festival for playing a Nazi in Inglourious Basterds (and is a shoo-in for an Oscar nomination) has now been cast as villain Chudnofsky in Sony’s The Green Hornet opposite Seth Rogen and Cameron Diaz.”

I don’t know if it’s an on going joke or not, but I think Seth Rogan is a Jew. Christoph Waltz played a Nazi who’s existence was to kill Jews. It looks like this movie is going to be about a super hero Jew getting revenge for the Holocaust.

Waltz’s character almost made me throw up shit every time he was on the screen because he was so scary. For that very reason, I decided to use a picture of Diane Kruger in the bar scene. Not only did I absolutely love the bar scene because of its dialogue and tension, but every time Diane Kruger was on the screen I had a massive erection.

[Source Deadline]

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