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September 14, 2009

Why You Didn’t Watch the VMAs

Filed under: Celebrities, Featured — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:11 PM

Featured post by Christian on September 14 at 4:49am

Well watching the MTV music awards was once again a gigantic fucking waste of my time. The annual celebration had its share of mediocre live performances, hot chicks who can’t sing and the occasional “wow that was actually entertaining and almost not a waste of my time” moments, but it was really Kanye West who stole the show with his ego driven interruption of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. The 19 year-old came up on stage to accept her award for best Female video, when performer (I can’t bring myself to say artist/singer) Kanye West stormed on stage, grabbed the microphone from her hands and began to explain to the audience that the award actually belonged to Beyonce (possibly the new nickname he has given to himself), once and for all proving why Bush probably does hate black people.

On a less entertaining note, so-called comedian Russell Brand showed that he can be as shitty as the performances he is introducing by falling flat on practically every joke he tried to shell out. The few funny bits he managed to deliver were quickly tamed by the incredibly unfunny and awkward “jokes” (if you can call them that) that followed.

And on a penis or vagina note, Lady Gaga proved that she is not a hermaphrodite by showing off her bulge-less camel toe during her “What the fuck…” performance of “Paparazzi”, finally putting to rest the quandary of whether or not she can have sex with herself and raising questions as to why she is popular in the first place.

Now I am left to wonder if there is a God, and if so, why he allows MTV to continue producing society damning shows that are making the movie Idiocracy seem like an actual prophetic prediction of America’s near future.

[Source TheSuperficial]


1 Comment »

  1. Wow Christian is sooooo funny!

    by Christian

    Comment by Christian — September 14, 2009 @ 2:38 PM

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