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September 15, 2009

This is a Great Idea – For Child Molesters

Filed under: News — Tags: — DBNewsWorld @ 3:40 PM

Get your capes and magic wands ready, kids, Universal has plans to build a Harry Potter theme park area by 2010.

The “Forbidden Journey” ride was named by author J.K. Rowling and described Tuesday by Universal officials in a Web cast revealing details of what the Potter park will look like.

Other rides include the “Dragon Challenge,” a twin high-speed roller coaster themed after the “Triwizard Tournament” and the family roller coaster “Flight of the Hippogriff,” named for a creature with an eagle’s head and a horse’s body.”

The last time I went on a ride called the “Forbidden Journey” I lost my anal virginity. To a dude. And instead of having to fight of a Hippogriff, I had to fight off herpes. Considering Emma Watson was jail-bait in the Harry Potter films for like 4 installments, I wouldn’t be surprised if this becomes a breeding ground for pedophiles. The next time you hear Bonerus erectus, I say get on your magic broom and get the fuck out of there.

[Source Yahoo!]


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