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October 2, 2009

David Letterman is Boss

Filed under: Celebrities — Tags: , , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:24 PM

David Letterman is catching lots of shit for apparently having an affair with women who work at his show. He was then blackmailed about the ordeal and went public with it on his late night talk show.

Three weeks ago, Letterman said, he got in his car early in the morning and found a package with a letter saying, “I know that you do some terrible, terrible things and that I can prove that you do some terrible things.” He acknowledged the letter contained proof.
He said it was terrifying “because there’s something insidious about (it). Is he standing down there? Is he hiding under the car? Am I going to get a tap on the shoulder?”
Letterman said he called his lawyer to set up a meeting with the man, who threatened to write a screenplay and a book about Letterman unless he was given money. There were two subsequent meetings, with the man given a phony $2 million check at the last one.
He told the audience that he had to testify before a grand jury on Thursday.
He said “the creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show. My response to that is yes, I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes, it would, especially for the women.”

He went to the police and did some bad ass sting operation. In any case, I don’t know what the big deal is. This is David Fucking Letterman. This guy shouldn’t have trouble getting ass. He’s hilarious, he’s smart, he’s wealthy, and I’m pretty sure he has to ask women to stop throwing their vaginas at him. So he stuck his penis in places he shouldn’t have. WHO HASN’T? Mark Sanford likes hiking did it. Bill Clinton likes McDonald’s got a blow job while in office and look how awesome our world was when he was president. I don’t think everyone should go out an have an affair, that shit’s just fucked up for whoever you’re cheating on. I’m saying give the guy a break. But, you know who didn’t have an affair? Hitler. So stop supporting Nazis, you sick fuck.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]


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