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October 14, 2009

You Know You’re Rich When

Filed under: Technology — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:31 AM

You see a Hummer in the United States or something and you think it’s just too excessive. Well, Russia wanted to beat us at being excessive. This “car” that’s worth $ 1.5 million features everything, but most importantly, it features Whale Penis Leather.

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22″ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges – grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with “alert” button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course –
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka – RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.”

I didn’t even know we could use whale penis as leather? Sign me up I guess. Oh wait, where the fuck am I going to get $1.5 million? I have an idea, maybe if I caught a whale and sold its penis for leather.

[Source Jalopnik]

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