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December 13, 2009

This Isn’t Fair

Filed under: Celebrities, Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:30 AM

Gisele Bundchen is a goddess in her own right. She’s married to Tom Brady, a tall, handsome 3-time Super Bowl Champion, and 2-time Super Bowl MVP. We shouldn’t just be envious that these two are together, we should be angry. Think of all the ugly and less fortunate people in the world, then think of these two. I hope you feel like shit. In any case, Gisele just gave birth to Tom Brady’s first (legitmate) child. Anything that comes out of her vagina is probably caked in diamods and phoenix feathers. Fuck.

[Source TheSuperficial]

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December 7, 2009

Oh, Blake

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:37 PM

Blake Lively spent Saturday being hot on Saturday Night Live and apparently there was some skit about Tiger Woods that drew some heat because of that ridiculous scandal going on. Give the guy a break, he’s Tiger Woods, he spent half his life getting shit for being black and playing golf. He proved himself and I think his reward should be endless ass. But not from Blake Lively. I have dibs on her. And by her, I mean my hand.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Kaboom!

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: — DBNewsWorld @ 10:33 PM

You know that expression where there isn’t such a thing as too much of a good thing? Well, CoCo might be living proof of the opposite. This girl is stacked enough for 8 hot chicks and has an ass that might be on the wrong ethnicity. Are you aroused? Or scared? If you feel like beating off and then being ashamed, follow the source link for all of her pictures in the recent JM Magazine.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

I’m Rather Torn

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 1:59 AM

I’m rather torn because I don’t know if this music video gives me a raging erection or makes me want to kill myself. Beyonce dances like it’s no one’s business and there are moments when I forget that Lady GaGa may have a penis.

December 5, 2009

This is Good Television

Filed under: Celebrities, Comedy — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:38 PM

If you’ve ever seen a Steven Seagal movie, you know it’s pretty much him just beating the shit out of people in the most ridiculous ways. Well, apparently it’s the same in real life. The new reality series on A&E featuring Steven Seagal as a deputy or some shit in Louisiana is so ridiculous and over the top.

Steven Seagal Lawman had the best ratings ever for an A&E series launch.

Premiering at 10/9c with back-to-back episodes, Lawman was seen by 3.4 million viewers at 10/9c and 3.6 million at 10:30/9:30c. The series also broke A&E records across demos such as the adults 18-49, in which the show averaged 2 million viewers.”

After watching the first two episodes, I’ve realized that it’s 80% Seagal talking Asian bullshit, 20% him beating the shit out of people much weaker and helpless than him. It’s so bad that it’s good. I’m serious.

[Source TVGuide]

December 4, 2009

Interesting

Filed under: Hot Chicks, Sports — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 4:24 PM

I don’t know the first thing about getting a girlfriend. But I can assure you, if I had one, I wouldn’t lose her over doing something ridiculous, like Andy Murray who played video games. For 7 hours a day.

Murray, the No. 4 ranked player in the world, was dumped by his long-time girlfriend Kim Sears due, in part, to the fact that he spent up to seven hours a day playing video games.”

Kim Sears was a freaking catch too. I would see her at Andy’s tennis match and be like, wow, how did he land that gorgeous broad? Maybe he impressed her with his video gaming skills. But seriously, should he fondle breasts, or try to get all the achievements in Modern Warfare 2? Tough situation, huh? Well, now he has even more time to play pretend tennis on his Playstation 3.

[Source Yahoo!]

December 3, 2009

Hot Damn, Katy

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:05 PM

I use to not like Katy Perry. After looking at recent pictures and seeing her in Starstrukk with 3OH!3, I just can’t seem to do anything but smile when I think about her. Besides getting a boner.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

I Love Dogs

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:00 PM

I guess that’s one way to make people not want to wear fear or kill animals: Give them raging boners…? In any case, Joanna Krupa is an angel in my book. I heard the Catholic Church is pissed, haha. Maybe because all of the angels in their books are fugly. And dudes.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

I Don’t Understand Celebrities

Filed under: Hot Chicks, Sports — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:54 PM

Tiger Woods is getting hella’ shit for cheating on his insanely attractive wife Elin Nordegren. Did Tiger ask Kobe Bryant for cheating advice or something? Why marry a woman who looks like a goddess if you’re going to go out and bang some cocktail waitress? Fuck. Well, she’s going to be rich out of her mind now. What pisses me off is how everyone on the right is probably using this as an excuse to insult (half) black men for being unloyal to their wives. Because you know, only black people cheat on their wives. I’m not black and I cheat on my girlfriend all the time. And by girlfriend, I mean my hand. With my other hand.

[Source TheSuperficial]

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