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April 16, 2010

Poor Britney

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 4:17 PM

So I say a lot of chauvinistic things on this website, and it generally features only women who can afford to look the way many of us dream to look like, but I feel bad for Britney Spears. She’s had two kids, was married to Kevin Federline, and is simply growing up and getting old. The airbrushing and photoshopping done to her reminds us that no one’s perfect and our idea of beauty is so skewed. I don’t even know why they require Britney to pose for a picture, it’s all fake anyways, we should just start using fake images of people. I’m going to go touch myself to the “After” picture now. Good day to you, sir.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Would You Do It?

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 4:10 PM

So Elliot Spitzer was apparently a staunch opponent of prostitution when he was Governor of New York, but of course that all went to shit when people found out he was finding comfort in escorts like Ashley Dupree. So people wonder, why’d he do it? Well, look at her. After showing off her goods in Playboy, I’m sure Ashley could make a lot of vegetarians eat meat, make people try pot for the first time, or persuade Obama to sell a nuclear missile or two to Afghan rebels.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

April 13, 2010

I Finally Get It

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:33 AM

NOW I know why Alessandra Ambrosio is called a Victoria’s Secret Angel. If I were God I’d be PISSED that Alessandra was missing.

[Source TheSuperficial]

Hold Up, Looks Like We Have a Situation

Filed under: Celebrities, Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:22 AM

Ladies, if this isn’t a situation, then I don’t know what is. Say what you want about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, this dude is ripped like a present on Christmas morning. Not only that, this guy is practically famous: He did a billion guest appearances on talk shows, he’s probably endorsing cannoli and pasta brands, and he gets to hang out with Bar Refaeli.

I bet you Barack Obama has never met Bar Refaeli, and the man has a Nobel Peace Prize. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that I should fulfill some terrible stereotype about ethnic background, let the whole world watch me, laugh at me, and then I can make millions of dollars. But then again, who wants to watch someone working on a rice paddy, be good at math, offer to love someone long time, and then use guerrilla warfare to fend off U.S. troops? Lots of people, I’m sure.

[Source TheSuperficial]

Is This Healthy?

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:11 AM

Hey, I don’t know if you guys know this, but Kim Kardashian has a gigantic ass. I mean it’s huge. I’m torn at whether or not it may actually be a tumor or something, because are Armenian women even known for having big asses? They said Reggie Bush broke up with Kim because his family is really conservative and that her sex tape turned them away. I think in response, Reggie Bush should have put together a portfolio of why he should stay with Kim. At that point, he would then open the portfolio and it would feature a single picture of Kim’s enormous ass. Jury’s verdict? Stay together. Or Kim can date me, I mean I may not be a Super Bowl Champion running back, and I’m not big, buff, and black, but I… have a great personality.

[Source TheSuperficial]

Steven Seagal is My Hero

Filed under: Celebrities — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:01 AM

So apparently when Steven Seagal is not beating on helpless people in his hit television show Lawman, he’s sexually assaulting his “Executive Assistants.” Kayden Nguyen (Picture) accuses Seagal of  “allegedly [putting] his hands under her skirt, tried to fondle her breasts, and forced his hand down her pants.” Come on, people, do you think this shit could possibly be true? On one side, we have a 23-year old former model, and on the other, we have a washed up, old, overweight, karate master. Clearly she just wants money. I have a new show idea for Steven, it should be called Steven Seagal: Pervert. I want to co-star in it as his witty sidekick who gets LOTS of ass and is worthless otherwise.

[Source TMZ]

This Should Be Really Good

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:50 AM

When you think perfection, do you think of Heidi Montag? I hope not, because that shit is nasty. She may actually be a real life Barbie doll. And what’s with that pink stick by her feet? Her love toy? In any case, seems like she’s writing screen plays and I bet a majority of you would love to see a movie she wrote. I mean, sure, she didn’t go to Harvard like Matt Damon or is a film fanatic like Quentin Tarantino, BUT she has ENORMOUS FAKE BREASTS, and in my world of logic, that may imply that she’s EXCELLENT at screenplay writing.

[Source TheSuperficial]

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