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April 13, 2010

Steven Seagal is My Hero

Filed under: Celebrities — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:01 AM

So apparently when Steven Seagal is not beating on helpless people in his hit television show Lawman, he’s sexually assaulting his “Executive Assistants.” Kayden Nguyen (Picture) accuses Seagal of  “allegedly [putting] his hands under her skirt, tried to fondle her breasts, and forced his hand down her pants.” Come on, people, do you think this shit could possibly be true? On one side, we have a 23-year old former model, and on the other, we have a washed up, old, overweight, karate master. Clearly she just wants money. I have a new show idea for Steven, it should be called Steven Seagal: Pervert. I want to co-star in it as his witty sidekick who gets LOTS of ass and is worthless otherwise.

[Source TMZ]

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