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May 31, 2010

Candice Swan Something

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:11 PM

By no means is Ms. Candice Swanepoel ugly. I don’t even know why I put her name and that word in the same sentence. Unless I wanted to say she had ugly breath or something. But I imagine her breath always smells like strawberries or rainbows. I don’t think she’s all that attractive though. I think she flashed her vagina on accident at a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and became a crowd favorite. Would I do her? Sure, of course, who wouldn’t? Then again, I’d also do girls that most men would give a 54/100. That means I’m putting Ms. Swanepoel, who is clearly a 90+, on the same page as a potential gremlin. Follow the source link for more updated pictures of her in bikinis to decide whether or not you think she’s super hot.

[Source Popoholic]

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Li Wei

Filed under: Comedy — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 7:56 PM

Chinese artist/photographer Li Wei knows what it’s all about. I love his art because it’s hilarious. This essentially depicts how I feel everyday.

This is what happens to me whenever I talk to women. There’s nothing like art that knows exactly how I feel.

[Source Pxleyes]

Pop Quiz, Hot Shot

No matter how you cut it, it’s heart breaking. Dennis Hopper died May 29, 2010 at the age of 74, losing his long battle with prostate cancer. I will always remember him as the bad ass lunatic in Speed. I also thought he was amazing opposite Christopher Walken in Quentin Tarantino’s True Romance. His film Easy Rider, with Peter Fonda and Jack Nicholson is recognized as an important piece of American history. His career was long and tough, he often found himself out of a job for years at a time, but he will always be remembered for his energy and playing characters to the beat of his own cannon.

[Source Yahoo!]

May 30, 2010

Pure Admiration

Filed under: Hot Chicks, Sports — Tags: , , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 2:18 PM

Normally, people don’t associate beauty with athleticism in a physical sense. However, Allison Stokke makes me happy in every way possible. To be fair, I know nothing about her personality, so maybe she’s a gigantic bitch, but she has the body of a demi-goddess (think Brad Pitt in Troy), the face of an angel, and considering she’s pole vaulting for University of California, Berkeley, she’s probably as talented as they come. I just want her to man handle me. Looking at pictures of her makes me want to do two things: 1. Touch myself, 2. Lose 50 pounds so she doesn’t laugh at my small penis.

[Source TotalProSports]

May 28, 2010

Dumb Questions Make Funny Questions

Filed under: Comedy — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 5:21 PM

This made me laugh so hard. Follow the link for countless other ridiculous questions and smart-ass answers.

[Source MasalaTime]

May 26, 2010

Mullets, Mayonnaise, Man

Filed under: Comedy, Sports — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 2:40 PM

Jared Allen is too bad ass, I hate it. I wish he played for the San Francisco 49ers because my home team is breaking my heart with their shitty performance this past decade. The shit he says is golden. Unfortunately, he had to cut his mullet because he’s getting married. The shit women do to ruin how awesome men can be, it blows my mind.

[Source Yahoo!]

Quality Men

Filed under: News — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:40 PM

Simply looking at Joe Francis’ face should give you a hint at how awesome he is. He’s known for owning the Girls Gone Wild company… or was he known for just being a gigantic asshole? Well, more recently, he attacked some of his own employees who were unhappy with his company. Oh, and they were pregnant. You know, like carrying a child pregnant.

After reading what was written on the phone Joe allegedly became furious. “Joe came back and physically attacked the female employee and another employee in the accounting department who was visibly pregnant,” the source said.
The police report states that it was a civil dispute with allegations of Francis “pushing” female employees who intended to distribute negative press material about Francis.
“Joe fired all involved employees even if they only viewed the attack,” the source continued. “The Santa Monica police were called and took statements.”

After reading more from one of my favorite gossip sites, The Superficial, it looks like Joe Francis is suing everyone who writes about this incident. Cool, I’ve never been contacted by representatives of a piece of shit rich person. We can only hope that I’m so lucky, right?

[Source TheSuperficial]

My Gooooooodness

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:33 PM

There’s a reason why I love and read I Don’t Like You In That Way regularly, they have wonderful taste in women. When I first saw this picture of Tess Taylor, I was like, cool, she’s pretty. Then she started removing articles of clothing, and well, her rack is insane. And to think Playboy was losing its touch. What I don’t get is how come our society hasn’t selected evolutionarily for women to all have breasts like this. It’s like how I’m Chinese and Chinese men have small penises. You would think that with nearly 2 billion people, they would select for a big penis gene line. I guess these things take time. Follow the source to be thoroughly impressed, man or woman.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Hollywood Racism

I’m not going to lie, when I saw the trailer to The Last Airbender, one of the first questions that popped into my head was, “Is that a white kid playing Ang?” Perhaps it does have to do with social insecurity, but at the same time, not making light of these concerns allows these subtle acts of racial inequality to continue in this day and age. Now The Last Airbender and The Prince of Persia with Jake Gyllenhaal are catching heat for having the characters of color portrayed by whites.

They say “Airbender” casting is just the latest example of a long history in Hollywood of demeaning people of color – from having white actors in makeup portray minorities to sidelining them in second-tier roles to replacing them entirely, as they say is the case with “Airbender.”

They point to examples like the 2008 film “21,” which was based on a book inspired by the true-life story of a mostly Asian American group of card players, yet was cast with mostly white actors in the main roles.

They also note this weekend’s release of “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time,” a live-action adaptation of a video game that stars white actor Jake Gyllenhaal in the title role instead of an actor with a Middle Eastern background.

“This part really needed to go to someone who’s Persian,” said Jehanzeb Dar, a blogger and independent filmmaker who is a fan of the video game but has no intention of supporting the movie.

“It’s not only insulting to Persians, it’s also insulting to white people. It’s saying white people can’t enjoy movies unless the protagonist is white,” he said.

Disney did not return an e-mail asking for comment on the casting.”

Some of my (6) readers might point out that directors envision these creative worlds differently, or that some actors can transcend the barriers of race to portray quality characters. Maybe, but if Mel Gibson cast Denzel Washington to play Jesus, or Oliver Stone asked Benicio Del Toro to play George W. Bush, how would the white audience feel? It would be pretty ridiculous right? Then why would you ask a white guy to play a Middle Eastern guy? Or a white kid to play a Chinese kid? It’s the exact same thing. I hope both of these movies get panned by critics and are flops so they get taught a valuable lesson: China = The Future.

[Source TheHuffingtonPost]

Erection, I Mean Correction

Filed under: Hot Chicks, Movies — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:09 PM

My mistake, it seems as though Megan Fox’s replacement in Transformers 3 will not be Ms. Strawberry Fields, but Rosie Huntington Whitely. Hopefully she can put up with Michael Bay’s abuse better than Megan. To be fair, when you look as good as these women do to start with, is it that much harder to look that much hotter? That’s like asking a fat guy to be fat. I’m sure he won’t need to exert himself.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

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