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May 10, 2010

Johnny Depp is Too Awesome

Filed under: Celebrities — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:49 AM

It seems like there is very little Johnny Depp won’t do to be awesome. He’s known for tipping absurd amounts ($4000) for meals, loves taking time out to talk to fans, and even offered to pay off Nicolas Cage’s fucking idiotic debt (over $5 million). Recently, his friend was confronted by some fucking mugger. Instead of taking actions that would produce headlines about Johnny being shot in the dick, Depp kept his cool, looked this piece of shit mugger in the eye, and told him to back off. The mugger backed off. Not only that, Johnny gave him a couple bucks and told him to get his shit together. I would have given the guy my wallet and then shit my pants, well after the guy left. Johnny is not only an ideal celebrity, he’s the idea human being. I hope you feel shitty about your life.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

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