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May 24, 2010

Megan’s Law

Filed under: Hot Chicks, Movies — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 1:17 AM

For the sake of her career and any future abuse to her wonderful body, Megan Fox has reported that it was her deciscion to leave Transformers 3.

Megan Fox is seeking to transform rumor to fact. The actress is slamming speculation she was booted from the third installment of the Transformers action film franchise. “Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3,” reps for the actress, 24, tell PEOPLE. “It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”

We all know Megan didn’t get along well with Michael Bay, who is reported a lunatic on set. But let’s not kid ourselves, being a movie genius comes with a price. That and he was “abusive.” Sexually? Verbally? We can only imagine. I can’t afford Megan Fox, but if she’s interested in doing some indie films, I have a great idea for one. It’s this movie about this girl who goes to this guy’s house to hang out, and they just end up having sex for 3 hours. Coincidentally, all the sex is real and the casting crew decided to select me as the male lead. Let me know what you think, Megan.

In better news, Gemma Arterton, Ms. Strawberry Fields from James Bond – Quantum of Solace, is Megan’s replacement.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay 1, 2]

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