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May 30, 2010

Pure Admiration

Filed under: Hot Chicks, Sports — Tags: , , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 2:18 PM

Normally, people don’t associate beauty with athleticism in a physical sense. However, Allison Stokke makes me happy in every way possible. To be fair, I know nothing about her personality, so maybe she’s a gigantic bitch, but she has the body of a demi-goddess (think Brad Pitt in Troy), the face of an angel, and considering she’s pole vaulting for University of California, Berkeley, she’s probably as talented as they come. I just want her to man handle me. Looking at pictures of her makes me want to do two things: 1. Touch myself, 2. Lose 50 pounds so she doesn’t laugh at my small penis.

[Source TotalProSports]

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