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October 21, 2010

You For Serious?

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 2:22 PM

So reports are going around that Jason Bratman (some Jewish record producer?) is beating the shit out of his (soon-to-be ex) wife Christina Aguilera. That’s ridiculous. She can sing like the craziest diva and she’s stacked like 300 pancakes. If she were my wife, the only thing I’d beat her with is my penis. How can you hit someone who is as talented and looks like her? Your involuntary reaction upon seeing her should either be whacking off or trying to motorboat her gigantic breasts. You fail, Jason Bratman.

[Source TheSuperficial]

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1 Comment »

  1. i agree. if she was ugly and untalented, the beating would be much less appalling.

    Comment by your cousin — October 21, 2010 @ 4:31 PM


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