Seriously, Police?

Like I said before, we are charging people for all the wrong crimes in America. Vikki Myers was caught masturbating topless in her car, but instead of charging her for public indecency (which probably isn’t fitting) or giving her a medal for being awesome, police found an unregistered pistol in her car and booked her for that. So random. Hey, police, why don’t you go catch the rapists, murderers, and child molesters? Last time I checked, that is serious shit. Beating off in your car? Who hasn’t done that? You? What are you? Gay?

[Source Gawker]