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February 3, 2012

Desirable Indeed

Sofia Vergara was named AskMen’s Most Desirable Woman of 2012. There shouldn’t be any surprises. She’s absolutely gorgeous, extremely funny, and clearly wonderful to be around (as seen here on Ellen). She’s amazing on Modern Family and looks like she’s getting hotter with age.

In doing so, the actress beat out a number of younger leading ladies and newcomers to lead the Top 10, such as Victoria’s Secret favorites Miranda Kerr (#4) and Candice Swanepoel (#10), rapper Nicki Minaj (#5), and actresses Emma Stone (#6) and Scarlett Johansson (#7).

Meanwhile, perennial favorites like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were left off the list entirely in 2012. ”

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel aren’t too surprising considering they’re both Victoria’s Secret models, but I have mixed feelings about Nicki Minaj (who’s talented, but not entirely desirable) and Emma Stone (who’s very girl next door). Aniston is still very pretty, but I guess you don’t get points for being crazy. As for Angelina, I liked her when I was a little boy, but I grew out of that after she adopted all of Nigeria.

[Source: Yahoo!, AskMen]

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January 26, 2012

Haywire

 

I’m super excited to watch Gina Carano in Haywire. Reviews have been good if not mixed. What’s BETTER than watching a very attractive woman beat the shit out of people? Maybe having sex with her. OR letting her beat you up so maybe you can sneak in a feel. The picture is OBVIOUSLY not Miss Carano. I THINK it’s Candice Swanepoel, I stole the picture from the Victoria’s Secret Facebook page, but I’m not sure. In any case, it’s almost Valentine’s Day, so the gentleman-like thing to do is buy your girlfriend sexy underwear. It’s science.

[Source: Victoria’s Secret Facebook Page]

January 2, 2012

Hello, 2012!

I’m back, bitches. Happy New Year, everyone! I hope all my beautiful readers had a good year during 2011 and I hope all of you have an even better year in 2012.

So after nearly a decade of breaking hearts, the San Francisco 49ers are FINALLY back in the playoffs! I’ve been a loyal fan forever and all that hard work, disappointment, and team rebuilding has finally payed off. Although I still have my doubts about Alex Smith, I think they have a really good chance of making it to the NFC Championship Game, but let’s not kid ourselves: Aaron Rodgers is a monster. Considering their back-up Matt Flynn can throw 480 yards and 6 touchdowns in relief, I have a gut feeling Rodgers is going to shit all over San Francisco in his sleep. To make all my fellow San Francisco fans feel better, above is the 2009 San Francisco Gold Rush Cheer Squad.

I’ll try to update my blog more this year, but I’m not making any promises because let’s be honest: no one reads this shit.

[Source: San Francisco 49ers]

March 27, 2011

Wonder Woman!

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:43 PM

I don’t know who the fuck Adrianne Palicki is, but she makes Wonder Woman look good. If this show is about her being hot and beating up bitches, I guess I’m interested. Television hasn’t been doing it for me since Heroes was canceled. Fucking NBC, make up your mind. This show better last more than 2 seasons. I hope other than being hot and having huge tits, she can fight and shit. I bet you no one is going to watch this garbage. Good job, NBC. First Conan, now this.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

Eva Who?

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:08 PM

Eva Amurri is Susan Sarandon‘s daughter. Most of you are asking “She has a daughter?!” But I assume that most of you are asking, “Who is Susan Sarandon?” It doesn’t matter. Her daughter is hot and has massive jugs. That’s winning in my book. Apparently she acts or something, but who cares? All right, I will care if that acting involves her showing us her beautiful breasts.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Jessica Butt Is Single

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:00 PM


Have you seen Jessica Biel’s butt? It’s amazing. Also, her physique is top notch. You know who has seen her body upside down and inside out? Justin Timberlake. Fortunately for guys like myself, they broke up because Justin Timberlake got tired of her hot ass and tight body and wanted other pussy. That’s talented, young, rich guys for you. Stupid, Jessica, she should date nice, average, modest guys. Like me. Call me. I will never cheat on you. Assuming you keep your physique, age, face, and smell the same forever. Love you.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

If Sofia Vergara Were My Mom…

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 8:42 PM

Modern Family is a hit show, it’s hilarious on all levels, most of America can relate, and it features the goddess Sofia Vergara. I don’t know what she was doing before accepting this role, but I looked her up on Google and there are lots of pictures of her in a bikini showing off her amazing ass. I think it must be awkward for the little boy that plays her son because if I were him, I would take every opportunity I had to sniff her hair and her butt. Don’t act like you wouldn’t.

 

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

February 26, 2011

Simply Breathtaking

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:58 AM

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I look at Adriana Lima in this picture and I can not imagine one person on this planet who would think she’s anything short of beautiful. It’s sort of sickening.

WHAT IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE HER? MY DICK JUST EXPLODED.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Smell Like a Swan

Filed under: Celebrities, Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:30 AM

So Academy Award nominated actress Natalie Portman has a perfume out. Nothing makes whacking off to her feel more real than potentially spraying her perfume on a napkin or your pillow and semi-suffocating yourself with it while your pleasure yourself. If this perfume smells remotely anything like a Black Swan I’m going to have to line up and pick me up a bottle. You saw how Mila Kunis muff dove , this smell must be good stuff.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

January 27, 2011

Awkward Much?

Filed under: Celebrities, Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:05 AM

So it looks like Facebook had some event thrown by it’s “founder” Mark Zuckerberg and Katy Perry was hired to appear. I don’t know if she’s wearing heels or if Zuckerberg is just a troll, but to be fair I think I would be just as awkward around someone with 34 DD breasts. Looks like they had fun and it looks like I fucking hate my life because I don’t work at Facebook serving as Zuckerberg’s personal penis massager. I’m available if Google needs to hire one.

[Source Gawker]

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