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March 27, 2011

Wonder Woman!

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:43 PM

I don’t know who the fuck Adrianne Palicki is, but she makes Wonder Woman look good. If this show is about her being hot and beating up bitches, I guess I’m interested. Television hasn’t been doing it for me since Heroes was canceled. Fucking NBC, make up your mind. This show better last more than 2 seasons. I hope other than being hot and having huge tits, she can fight and shit. I bet you no one is going to watch this garbage. Good job, NBC. First Conan, now this.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

It’s Friday!

Filed under: Comedy — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:34 PM

So if you haven’t heard of Rebecca Black who’s been trending on Twitter for over a week now, you must either be retarded or just came back from vacation on the moon. Her song Friday (please, YouTube it) is probably one of the most poorly written songs I have heard in recent memory. Everything about it is bad, there’s no rhyming, it’s like listening to an 8 year old read you their diary. The video makes almost no sense. Isn’t she in middle school? Why are her friends in a car? Why is there a middle-aged black guy going to a party with middle schoolers? It doesn’t matter. It’s actually catchy, if you can believe that.

Lastly, for all you dirty trolls out there, I agree with you, this song is garbage. However, no one should threaten, insult, or berate this girl as a person. She didn’t write the song, she didn’t film the video, she just sang what was presented to her. People who tell Rebecca Black to kill herself, or are calling her ugly are fucking retarded. Why don’t you come out from behind your computer and call her ugly to her face, you fucking coward. No one needs to be insulted as a person, especially from trolls who use the internet as their medium for baseless arguments.Come find me if you want a piece, I will sue your ass blind for aggravated assault, you fucking shit.

Here’s the best part: Rebecca Black is making $27K a week from her YouTube video. Twenty seven thousand dollars. How much do you make a week? Shut the fuck up.

[Source HollywoodReporter]

Jon Cryer? More Like Jon Shit

Filed under: Celebrities — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:17 PM

Charlie Sheen called Jon Cryer a troll. I would call him something worse. If my life was falling to shit and my friend, co-worker, and on stage brother didn’t stand up for me, he would be dead meat to me. Two and a Half Men would be called “Gay Dad With Son” if it weren’t for Charlie Sheen. Sure, Jon wants to be professional, but he should make some formal public statement saying he supports Charlie Sheen as a person, and his progress to recovery, even if he doesn’t agree with the crazy shit Charlie says. You let me down, Jon Cryer, and I don’t even know you. Imagine what you did to Charlie. You dick.

[Source TheSuperficial]

Eva Who?

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:08 PM

Eva Amurri is Susan Sarandon‘s daughter. Most of you are asking “She has a daughter?!” But I assume that most of you are asking, “Who is Susan Sarandon?” It doesn’t matter. Her daughter is hot and has massive jugs. That’s winning in my book. Apparently she acts or something, but who cares? All right, I will care if that acting involves her showing us her beautiful breasts.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Jessica Butt Is Single

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:00 PM


Have you seen Jessica Biel’s butt? It’s amazing. Also, her physique is top notch. You know who has seen her body upside down and inside out? Justin Timberlake. Fortunately for guys like myself, they broke up because Justin Timberlake got tired of her hot ass and tight body and wanted other pussy. That’s talented, young, rich guys for you. Stupid, Jessica, she should date nice, average, modest guys. Like me. Call me. I will never cheat on you. Assuming you keep your physique, age, face, and smell the same forever. Love you.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

Charlie, You Crazy

Filed under: Celebrities — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 8:48 PM

I guess Charlie Sheen wasn’t kidding when he told everyone he had tiger blood. Isn’t that shit illegal? Aren’t tigers endangered? Regardless, Charlie Sheen is going crazy with this media frenzy blitz. I’m impressed and I feel like he can redeem himself and his career if he keeps this up for long enough. I’m not sick of Charlie Sheen yet and I’m actually kind of sad Two and a Half Men is indefinitely suspended. I hope he lays off the drugs and just keeps raking in the money. He didn’t want to hire me as his intern which was upsetting, but I guess if you put two guys in a room who both may suck each other’s dicks then you have a whole new set of problems.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

If Sofia Vergara Were My Mom…

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 8:42 PM

Modern Family is a hit show, it’s hilarious on all levels, most of America can relate, and it features the goddess Sofia Vergara. I don’t know what she was doing before accepting this role, but I looked her up on Google and there are lots of pictures of her in a bikini showing off her amazing ass. I think it must be awkward for the little boy that plays her son because if I were him, I would take every opportunity I had to sniff her hair and her butt. Don’t act like you wouldn’t.

 

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

February 26, 2011

Simply Breathtaking

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:58 AM

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I look at Adriana Lima in this picture and I can not imagine one person on this planet who would think she’s anything short of beautiful. It’s sort of sickening.

WHAT IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE HER? MY DICK JUST EXPLODED.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Smell Like a Swan

Filed under: Celebrities, Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:30 AM

So Academy Award nominated actress Natalie Portman has a perfume out. Nothing makes whacking off to her feel more real than potentially spraying her perfume on a napkin or your pillow and semi-suffocating yourself with it while your pleasure yourself. If this perfume smells remotely anything like a Black Swan I’m going to have to line up and pick me up a bottle. You saw how Mila Kunis muff dove , this smell must be good stuff.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

Seriously, Entertainment World?

Filed under: Celebrities, Comedy — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:25 AM

Back in October of 2010 it was reported that child actor Angus T. Jones would be making roughly $300,000 PER EPISODE of Two and a Half Men. Look at this kid. If you have ever watched the show you know that he just plays a gigantic moron. Believe me, I know that takes SOME skill and craft, but it doesn’t take $300K worth of talent. I would consider myself lucky to be raking in $300K a YEAR at the peak of my career. But that’s entertainment for you.

Unfortunately for him his dreams of being continually overpaid will be put to a halt because of Charlie Sheen’s fucking random behavior. Actually, it’s not that random, that behavior is really expected when you do cocaine and bang porn stars all day. Now that the show is on an indefinite hiatus I may never get to be angry at an unattractive, sort of talentless, overpaid child actor ever again. If I’m lucky though, Angus Jones will get some pointers from his TV uncle and walk down the path of prostitutes, drugs, and bad hair.

[Source Yahoo!]

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