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February 26, 2011

Simply Breathtaking

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:58 AM

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I look at Adriana Lima in this picture and I can not imagine one person on this planet who would think she’s anything short of beautiful. It’s sort of sickening.

WHAT IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE HER? MY DICK JUST EXPLODED.

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October 21, 2010

Excessive?

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 2:06 PM

Who in the world can afford a $2 million bra? My underwear was like $8 for a pack of 5. Here’s Adriana Lima modeling the most frivolous undergarment ever made. It’s cute I guess, but I’m sure Victoria’s Secret has more affordable options for women who aren’t fucking retarded. Good job, fashion world, you continue to be practical.

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October 29, 2009

Alessandra Ambrosio

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:41 AM

Alessandra Ambrosio

I use to be in love with Adriana Lima, but then she got annoying when she revealed she was a virgin. Boring sex anyone? Anyone? And I thought Miranda Kerr was unrealistically adorable when she debuted in that commercial years ago. But then she started banging Orlando Bloom and I questioned whether or not she liked elves or real dudes, which doesn’t include myself because I’m a troll. Besides, doesn’t her face seem kind of small for her body? You HAVE looked at her face, right? In any case, the only thing I like more than Alessandra Ambrosio’s body is saying her name. All right, I don’t like it that much more. But it’s pretty damn sexy, isn’t it? For more random pictures of Alessandra being ultra hot, follow the source link.

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Update 10/29/09: Here’s another picture to pull Alessandra ahead in the hottest Victoria’s Secret model race!

Nice, huh?

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