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December 31, 2010

Farewell, 2010

My devoted readers, as you know, 2010 is coming to a close. I don’t know about you, but this probably wasn’t the worst year of my life. At the very end of 2009 I found that I got into dental school so I pretty much had to make the most out of my life before slaving away for the next 4 years. I made a lot of new friends at my job and in dental school. I traveled to Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Bangkok. The Jersey Shore became MTV’s highest rated show ever. Katy Perry married that hairy clown.¬†Apple launched the iPad.¬†The iPhone 4 was leaked and then officially released. Michael Vick made a ridiculous comeback. Double Rainbow all the way across the sky and apparently everyone was told to hide their wives and hide their kids because they’re raping everybody out there. The economy is still shit, everyone who doesn’t like to look at the big picture hates Barack Obama, and there still isn’t a cure for cancer.

I hope nothing bad happened to any of my readers or all the good people in the world out there. For the bad people, get the fuck out. Die or go shoot yourself. I wish everyone the best luck, fortune, love, and happiness in 2011 and every year that follows. Thank you to everyone who ever wanders onto this page and chuckles even a little bit. Know that if you do just that, I’m that much less likely to blow my brains out.

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July 26, 2010

Good News?

Filed under: News — Tags: , , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:19 AM

Looks like Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare rounded up the numbers and Japanese women have the longest life expectancy of 86.44 years. That’s pretty impressive. Japanese men came in 5th with 79.59 years. Unfortunately, Japan is seeing a huge decline in birth rates, implying that people are living forever and no one is replacing them. Not only will the elderly require more care, but there is no one to provide that care. Enter the robots. In 50 years, Japan may be an entire nation of robots. But if we’ve learned anything, they will be very attractive and sexually driven robots. Hong Kong men came in second with a life expectancy of 79.8 years. That’s good because I’m Chinese and Hong Kong will be completely given back to China in 50 years, just in time for my golden years.

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