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March 27, 2011

Jessica Butt Is Single

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:00 PM

Have you seen Jessica Biel’s butt? It’s amazing. Also, her physique is top notch. You know who has seen her body upside down and inside out? Justin Timberlake. Fortunately for guys like myself, they broke up because Justin Timberlake got tired of her hot ass and tight body and wanted other pussy. That’s talented, young, rich guys for you. Stupid, Jessica, she should date nice, average, modest guys. Like me. Call me. I will never cheat on you. Assuming you keep your physique, age, face, and smell the same forever. Love you.

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July 25, 2010

It’s Rather Silly

I saw Jessica Biel in Valentine’s Day and she played this character that had a terrible love life. In real life, she’s banging Justin Timberlake, you know, that guy from The Backstreet Boys. I think it’s absolutely absurd to think that she can’t get ass, she should only be allowed to play characters who get nothing but penis on command. At the end of the movie, she made out with Ray Charles, so I don’t know if that’s a happy ending or not.

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October 2, 2009

Jessica Biel Would be Fine

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:09 PM


There’s speculation that Justin Timberlake is cheating on his girlfriend Jessica Biel with Rihanna. Rihanna has some pretty catchy songs and shit, but I don’t know if Jessica Biel is the kind of ultra hot piece of ass you’d leave behind for a chick who sings about umbrellas and then get her ass beat. Not like Jessica would have a hard time replacing JT. Who wouldn’t want to date her? I think Jessica Biel’s ass alone should provide anyone with ample reason why they should not have jungle fever and fuck up a good thing they have going. Her ass goes for days, it doesn’t even make sense. Also, have you seen Jessica Biel in a bikini? This chick is fit out of her mind. Makes me want to wrestle her. Naked.

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