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February 26, 2011

Smell Like a Swan

Filed under: Celebrities, Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:30 AM

So Academy Award nominated actress Natalie Portman has a perfume out. Nothing makes whacking off to her feel more real than potentially spraying her perfume on a napkin or your pillow and semi-suffocating yourself with it while your pleasure yourself. If this perfume smells remotely anything like a Black Swan I’m going to have to line up and pick me up a bottle. You saw how Mila Kunis muff dove , this smell must be good stuff.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

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September 21, 2009

The Emmys

Heidi Klum

Damn, Gina. I mean, Heidi Klum, it looks like you’re pregnant. Or a fat ass. Here’s my summary of the Emmy Award show in picture format, and really, it’s not a summary, it’s just random pictures and my bad jokes.

Christina Hendricks Rack
Here we have Christina Hendricks, from Mad Men, and her huge rack. Never seen the show, don’t care, heard it was good though.

Blake Lively

No idea who Blake Lively is, but she’s good looking. I think she’s from Gossip Girls, but I don’t know if that’s true or not. It might have been Golden Girls.

Mila Kunis
Here’s Mila Kunis being hot.

Hayden Panettiere
Here’s the midget from Heroes. I think her name is Heman Pedigree or something.

Tina Fey
Here’s Sarah Palin accepting her award for being awesome.

Olive Wilde
Here’s Oliver Who, I mean Olivia Wilde being really attractive. Wait, is she still on television? I wouldn’t know, I only watch The Food Network and porn.

Sarah Silverman
Am I the only one who thinks Sarah Silverman would be attractive if she didn’t intentionally try to show off her penis all the time?

Julia Louis Dreyfus
Julia Louis Dreyfus is absolutely gorgeous but this picture is from last year’s Emmy Award Show. She is still good looking, but her green dress didn’t do it for me this year.

[Source TheSuperficial, WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo, & InCaseYouDidn’tKnow]

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