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April 30, 2011

The Aikido Kid Is Back

Filed under: Sports — Tags: , , , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:27 PM

Everyone probably thought Steven Seagal was just a washed up overweight direct-to-DVD movie star. You’re half right. However, when he’s not sitting around being way too serious, he’s a part time MMA master. He works with the likes of Lyoto Machida and Anderson Silva. If anyone caught UFC 129 they saw Machida put Randy Couture into permanent retirement with an insane cane-style kick. You only see that shit in movies. That or when you watch someone trained by Steven Fucking Seagal fight. Good times. I think he’s making a come back, Machida even went out of his way to immediately thank Seagal after the fight. Looks like front kicks to the face are the new thing in MMA. Thank you, Steven Seagal, first you gave us Above the Law, now this.

[Source Yahoo!]


April 13, 2010

Steven Seagal is My Hero

Filed under: Celebrities — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:01 AM

So apparently when Steven Seagal is not beating on helpless people in his hit television show Lawman, he’s sexually assaulting his “Executive Assistants.” Kayden Nguyen (Picture) accuses Seagal of  “allegedly [putting] his hands under her skirt, tried to fondle her breasts, and forced his hand down her pants.” Come on, people, do you think this shit could possibly be true? On one side, we have a 23-year old former model, and on the other, we have a washed up, old, overweight, karate master. Clearly she just wants money. I have a new show idea for Steven, it should be called Steven Seagal: Pervert. I want to co-star in it as his witty sidekick who gets LOTS of ass and is worthless otherwise.

[Source TMZ]

December 5, 2009

This is Good Television

Filed under: Celebrities, Comedy — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:38 PM

If you’ve ever seen a Steven Seagal movie, you know it’s pretty much him just beating the shit out of people in the most ridiculous ways. Well, apparently it’s the same in real life. The new reality series on A&E featuring Steven Seagal as a deputy or some shit in Louisiana is so ridiculous and over the top.

Steven Seagal Lawman had the best ratings ever for an A&E series launch.

Premiering at 10/9c with back-to-back episodes, Lawman was seen by 3.4 million viewers at 10/9c and 3.6 million at 10:30/9:30c. The series also broke A&E records across demos such as the adults 18-49, in which the show averaged 2 million viewers.”

After watching the first two episodes, I’ve realized that it’s 80% Seagal talking Asian bullshit, 20% him beating the shit out of people much weaker and helpless than him. It’s so bad that it’s good. I’m serious.

[Source TVGuide]

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