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May 31, 2011

Come at Me, Bro!

Filed under: Comedy — Tags: , , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:38 PM

Last I checked it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that you shouldn’t press the buttons of an angry gorilla. Or worse, a greased up Italian from The Jersey Shore. People are speculating that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino acted like himself and pushed juice-head Ronnie Ortiz-Magro to the edge. The results were “The Situation” with a busted face, and Ronnie with a busted hand. Right now none of this can be confirmed, but let’s not kid ourselves. If you had to spend 3+ seasons with “The Situation” don’t you think you’d be tempted to cut off his dirty penis or make him suffocate in hair gel? You can’t blame Ronnie. Pretty fucking stupid of Mike to think he had a chance, we all saw Ronnie in season one shouting the famous, “COME AT ME, BRO!” Come at him he did.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

October 21, 2010

My Freaking Hero

Filed under: Celebrities, Comedy — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 2:29 PM

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is coming out with his book. FINALLY. I mean, this guy has a popular show, has his own workout videos, has a rap song, it was only a matter of time before he would finally write a book. Which I find a little difficult to believe because I thought he was illiterate. Just kidding, I love this guy, he’s seriously my hero if I didn’t have like real career aspirations. It sounds mean, but I say it because I love this ridiculous stereotype of a human being. I wanted to write a book similar to this, but it had nothing to do with physically working out or getting women. It was just about creeping, eating a lot, and masturbating. I figure someone out there needs insight on how to do that. Make sure you buy a copy when this comes out. This way he’s motivated to stay the way he is for years to come.

[Source: TheSuperficial]

April 13, 2010

Hold Up, Looks Like We Have a Situation

Filed under: Celebrities, Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:22 AM

Ladies, if this isn’t a situation, then I don’t know what is. Say what you want about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, this dude is ripped like a present on Christmas morning. Not only that, this guy is practically famous: He did a billion guest appearances on talk shows, he’s probably endorsing cannoli and pasta brands, and he gets to hang out with Bar Refaeli.

I bet you Barack Obama has never met Bar Refaeli, and the man has a Nobel Peace Prize. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that I should fulfill some terrible stereotype about ethnic background, let the whole world watch me, laugh at me, and then I can make millions of dollars. But then again, who wants to watch someone working on a rice paddy, be good at math, offer to love someone long time, and then use guerrilla warfare to fend off U.S. troops? Lots of people, I’m sure.

[Source TheSuperficial]

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