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February 3, 2012

Desirable Indeed

Sofia Vergara was named AskMen’s Most Desirable Woman of 2012. There shouldn’t be any surprises. She’s absolutely gorgeous, extremely funny, and clearly wonderful to be around (as seen here on Ellen). She’s amazing on Modern Family and looks like she’s getting hotter with age.

In doing so, the actress beat out a number of younger leading ladies and newcomers to lead the Top 10, such as Victoria’s Secret favorites Miranda Kerr (#4) and Candice Swanepoel (#10), rapper Nicki Minaj (#5), and actresses Emma Stone (#6) and Scarlett Johansson (#7).

Meanwhile, perennial favorites like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were left off the list entirely in 2012. ”

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel aren’t too surprising considering they’re both Victoria’s Secret models, but I have mixed feelings about Nicki Minaj (who’s talented, but not entirely desirable) and Emma Stone (who’s very girl next door). Aniston is still very pretty, but I guess you don’t get points for being crazy. As for Angelina, I liked her when I was a little boy, but I grew out of that after she adopted all of Nigeria.

[Source: Yahoo!, AskMen]

January 26, 2012

Haywire

 

I’m super excited to watch Gina Carano in Haywire. Reviews have been good if not mixed. What’s BETTER than watching a very attractive woman beat the shit out of people? Maybe having sex with her. OR letting her beat you up so maybe you can sneak in a feel. The picture is OBVIOUSLY not Miss Carano. I THINK it’s Candice Swanepoel, I stole the picture from the Victoria’s Secret Facebook page, but I’m not sure. In any case, it’s almost Valentine’s Day, so the gentleman-like thing to do is buy your girlfriend sexy underwear. It’s science.

[Source: Victoria’s Secret Facebook Page]

February 26, 2011

Simply Breathtaking

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:58 AM

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I look at Adriana Lima in this picture and I can not imagine one person on this planet who would think she’s anything short of beautiful. It’s sort of sickening.

WHAT IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE HER? MY DICK JUST EXPLODED.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

November 30, 2010

Stop!

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 4:17 PM

I saw this picture of Candice Swanepoel, stopped in my tracks, and almost threw up because it’s so amazing. Who cares what you believe in or like, this should be in the Louvre in France next to the Mona Lisa. Enjoy more pictures of her by following the link.

[Source: IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

October 21, 2010

Excessive?

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 2:06 PM

Who in the world can afford a $2 million bra? My underwear was like $8 for a pack of 5. Here’s Adriana Lima modeling the most frivolous undergarment ever made. It’s cute I guess, but I’m sure Victoria’s Secret has more affordable options for women who aren’t fucking retarded. Good job, fashion world, you continue to be practical.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

May 31, 2010

Candice Swan Something

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:11 PM

By no means is Ms. Candice Swanepoel ugly. I don’t even know why I put her name and that word in the same sentence. Unless I wanted to say she had ugly breath or something. But I imagine her breath always smells like strawberries or rainbows. I don’t think she’s all that attractive though. I think she flashed her vagina on accident at a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and became a crowd favorite. Would I do her? Sure, of course, who wouldn’t? Then again, I’d also do girls that most men would give a 54/100. That means I’m putting Ms. Swanepoel, who is clearly a 90+, on the same page as a potential gremlin. Follow the source link for more updated pictures of her in bikinis to decide whether or not you think she’s super hot.

[Source Popoholic]

April 13, 2010

I Finally Get It

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 11:33 AM

NOW I know why Alessandra Ambrosio is called a Victoria’s Secret Angel. If I were God I’d be PISSED that Alessandra was missing.

[Source TheSuperficial]

November 23, 2009

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , — DBNewsWorld @ 10:07 PM

You know the guy who invented toilet paper? Genius. The guy who invented Hot Pockets? Genius. The guy who decided to have  unreasonably attractive super models parade around in underwear and lingerie for hours? My hero. Alessandra Ambrosio continues making overweight unattractive women want to kill themselves while having every straight man on this side of the universe involuntarily masturbate upon seeing her.

Just for kicks, here is Marisa Miller reminding you that there’s little that compares to an all-American blond haired goddess. Follow the source link for more fun.

[Source TheSuperficial]

October 29, 2009

3 Million Dollars

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , — DBNewsWorld @ 12:50 PM

I swear I’m not doing a Victoria’s Secret themed string of entries, but I’m pretty sure I would be doing the universe a disservice of I didn’t inform concerned individuals like myself that these wonderful pictures are out in existence. In any case, Marisa Miller is not only ultra gorgeous, but she’s kind of fucked up. Let me tell you why: She’s wearing a 3 million dollar bra which is absolutely hot and excessive and I’m pretty sure it’s perfect women like her who make insecure girls who aren’t loved by their parents and easily influenced by the media starve and kill themselves. Fuck you for being awesome, Marissa. Fuck you. Call me, please.

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

Alessandra Ambrosio

Filed under: Hot Chicks — Tags: , , , — DBNewsWorld @ 9:41 AM

Alessandra Ambrosio

I use to be in love with Adriana Lima, but then she got annoying when she revealed she was a virgin. Boring sex anyone? Anyone? And I thought Miranda Kerr was unrealistically adorable when she debuted in that commercial years ago. But then she started banging Orlando Bloom and I questioned whether or not she liked elves or real dudes, which doesn’t include myself because I’m a troll. Besides, doesn’t her face seem kind of small for her body? You HAVE looked at her face, right? In any case, the only thing I like more than Alessandra Ambrosio’s body is saying her name. All right, I don’t like it that much more. But it’s pretty damn sexy, isn’t it? For more random pictures of Alessandra being ultra hot, follow the source link.

[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

Update 10/29/09: Here’s another picture to pull Alessandra ahead in the hottest Victoria’s Secret model race!

Nice, huh?

[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]

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