Jared Allen is too bad ass, I hate it. I wish he played for the San Francisco 49ers because my home team is breaking my heart with their shitty performance this past decade. The shit he says is golden. Unfortunately, he had to cut his mullet because he’s getting married. The shit women do to ruin how awesome men can be, it blows my mind.
[Source Yahoo!]
Simply looking at Joe Francis’ face should give you a hint at how awesome he is. He’s known for owning the Girls Gone Wild company… or was he known for just being a gigantic asshole? Well, more recently, he attacked some of his own employees who were unhappy with his company. Oh, and they were pregnant. You know, like carrying a child pregnant.
After reading what was written on the phone Joe allegedly became furious. “Joe came back and physically attacked the female employee and another employee in the accounting department who was visibly pregnant,” the source said.
The police report states that it was a civil dispute with allegations of Francis “pushing” female employees who intended to distribute negative press material about Francis.
“Joe fired all involved employees even if they only viewed the attack,” the source continued. “The Santa Monica police were called and took statements.”
After reading more from one of my favorite gossip sites, The Superficial, it looks like Joe Francis is suing everyone who writes about this incident. Cool, I’ve never been contacted by representatives of a piece of shit rich person. We can only hope that I’m so lucky, right?
[Source TheSuperficial]
There’s a reason why I love and read I Don’t Like You In That Way regularly, they have wonderful taste in women. When I first saw this picture of Tess Taylor, I was like, cool, she’s pretty. Then she started removing articles of clothing, and well, her rack is insane. And to think Playboy was losing its touch. What I don’t get is how come our society hasn’t selected evolutionarily for women to all have breasts like this. It’s like how I’m Chinese and Chinese men have small penises. You would think that with nearly 2 billion people, they would select for a big penis gene line. I guess these things take time. Follow the source to be thoroughly impressed, man or woman.
[Source IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]
I’m not going to lie, when I saw the trailer to The Last Airbender, one of the first questions that popped into my head was, “Is that a white kid playing Ang?” Perhaps it does have to do with social insecurity, but at the same time, not making light of these concerns allows these subtle acts of racial inequality to continue in this day and age. Now The Last Airbender and The Prince of Persia with Jake Gyllenhaal are catching heat for having the characters of color portrayed by whites.
They say “Airbender” casting is just the latest example of a long history in Hollywood of demeaning people of color – from having white actors in makeup portray minorities to sidelining them in second-tier roles to replacing them entirely, as they say is the case with “Airbender.”
They point to examples like the 2008 film “21,” which was based on a book inspired by the true-life story of a mostly Asian American group of card players, yet was cast with mostly white actors in the main roles.
They also note this weekend’s release of “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time,” a live-action adaptation of a video game that stars white actor Jake Gyllenhaal in the title role instead of an actor with a Middle Eastern background.
“This part really needed to go to someone who’s Persian,” said Jehanzeb Dar, a blogger and independent filmmaker who is a fan of the video game but has no intention of supporting the movie.
“It’s not only insulting to Persians, it’s also insulting to white people. It’s saying white people can’t enjoy movies unless the protagonist is white,” he said.
Disney did not return an e-mail asking for comment on the casting.”
Some of my (6) readers might point out that directors envision these creative worlds differently, or that some actors can transcend the barriers of race to portray quality characters. Maybe, but if Mel Gibson cast Denzel Washington to play Jesus, or Oliver Stone asked Benicio Del Toro to play George W. Bush, how would the white audience feel? It would be pretty ridiculous right? Then why would you ask a white guy to play a Middle Eastern guy? Or a white kid to play a Chinese kid? It’s the exact same thing. I hope both of these movies get panned by critics and are flops so they get taught a valuable lesson: China = The Future.
[Source TheHuffingtonPost]
My mistake, it seems as though Megan Fox’s replacement in Transformers 3 will not be Ms. Strawberry Fields, but Rosie Huntington Whitely. Hopefully she can put up with Michael Bay’s abuse better than Megan. To be fair, when you look as good as these women do to start with, is it that much harder to look that much hotter? That’s like asking a fat guy to be fat. I’m sure he won’t need to exert himself.
[Source WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo?]
DB News, Gossip, & Pop Culture 